LYRICS

ELECT ME, I'LL EVACUATE YA

I got a handshake full of iodine and charm
A photo of me smilin' next to someone with an arm
I'll fix the water fix the air fix the things you see
But only if the vault lets go of keycard B

Elect me I'll evacuate ya
To somewhere nicer like Decay uh
Where the blast zones bloom and the mutants pray
And the tax is light if you don't stay
Yeah elect me I'll evacuate ya
Right out the gate and into danger

We got podiums built from old fridge doors
And campaign trails through cratered floors
I kissed a goat and called it wise
Said I'd double the moon and ration the flies

I filibustered a tumbleweed
Declared war on a bag of feed
I passed a law that banned all rain
And repealed myself to win again

Elect me I'll evacuate ya
Straight to the pits near Crater Theta
I'll paint the ruins rewrite the maps
Then vanish with your bunker caps
Elect me I'll elevate ya
Then detour through disintegrata

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Cause there ain't nobody left