WASTELAND WEATHER REPORT
Monday starts with acid rain
Melts your shoes and fries your brain
Winds from Sector 2 blow hot
If you see the sky youre standing in the wrong spot
Wasteland weather its a real delight
We got gamma rays and bugs that bite
Sunscreens banned but duct tapes fine
So grab your boots its bunker time
Pack your soup and count your toes
The fallouts light but the humor grows
Tuesday brings a thunderclap
Static storms and mutant sap
Temperatures rise then dive like mad
Its ninety eight degrees and mildly rad
Were tracking a low pressure chaos spiral drifting in from Sector 7
Expect wind radiation and the occasional time ripple
Paradox umbrellas not included
Wasteland weather aint it sweet
One eyes twitchin the others beat
Your Geigers singin a lullaby
Just ignore the sparks in the sky
Its dry as toast and twice as cruel
But hey at least the shades still cool
Wednesdays forecast mystery fog
Slight chance of frogs that bark like dogs
Dont trust clouds shaped like a skull
Thats not rain thats tactical lull
Wasteland weather roll the dice
Could be fire could be lice
Might get sun might get sludge
Might just vanish if you hold a grudge
But tune to KNF and stay in line
Well forecast doom with a tap and a shine
Thats your update folks stay hydrated stay irradiated
And if the sky starts humming dont look up