RELAX
Theres a siren in the sky but its probably fine
Might just be the wind or a military line
Your tap waters brown but it builds up your spine
So sit back dear citizen youre doin just fine
Relax the governments aware
They filed a form and sent a man to stare
No need to fret just stay right where you are
If things get worse youll hear it from the radar
The food has a glow but its FDA cleared
The mayor grew gills but hes still revered
They paved the schoolyard with precaution cement
And everyones smiling more or less content
Relax its perfectly okay
The sky turned green in a patriotic way
Your bunker might flood your crops may combust
But trust in the plan and adjust if you must
If you feel a tingling deep in your bones
Thats liberty coursing through government zones
And if you hear voices in your dental work
Just smile for the scanner and try not to jerk
Relax theres nothing left to fear
Your local rep dissolved but left good cheer
When facts collapse and the headlines combust
Remember youre safe if you believe enough