INFLATION CELEBRATION
My bread’s now gold my milk’s a loan
A nickel buys a groan not a scone
The cashier laughs says prices soar
I tip my hat to the billionaire floor
Inflation celebration oh what a spree
Dollars shrink but we’re fancy and free
Raise a glass to the cost of the air
Inflation’s here let’s dance with despair
The rent’s a rocket the eggs are rare
My piggy bank’s just hot office air
They blame the moon the cows the breeze
I’m rich in debt hand me the keys
Inflation celebration oh what a spree
Dollars shrink but we’re fancy and free
Raise a glass to the cost of the air
Inflation’s here let’s dance with despair
If your wallet feels light that’s economic pride
A shrinking dollar means you’re along for the ride
And if your soup costs your soul’s last dime
Smile for the stats it’s a prosperous time
Inflation celebration the end’s so grand
Prices climb we’re a thrift store band
Toast the void where my savings went
Inflation’s king pay up my friend