CRACKS IN THE SKY
The sky's got cracks like a broken plate
Leaks purple rain at a government rate
They say it's art a celestial show
But my roof's caving where'd my taxes go
Cracks in the sky oh what a sight
Official word says it's pure delight
Grab your coat feel the static bite
Cracks in the sky trust they're right
There's a crack in the sky and it's leakin light
It hums real low in the middle of the night
The stars blink twice and the clouds turn mean
I asked the mayor he said that's routine
Cracks in the sky no need to flee
Government's patched it with red tape and glee
So duck your head breathe in the mist
Cracks in the sky can't be missed
There's a man on the roof with a sensor plate
He's clickin fast but he says it's great
Said the tear in the firmament's classified
But he winked real slow then nearly cried
So crack a can and toast the haze
Put on your hat for these ultraviolet days
If the heavens twitch and the pigeons fry
Just waltz in the haze til the end walks by