MINTY LIES
They said brush twice a day with that pearly white goo
But my gums turned red and my breath turned blue
Promised sparkle promised shine
But it tasted like chalk and turpentine
Ooo they sold us minty lies
In tubes with grins and alibis
Said its good for bones for health for soul
But now we know its full of coal
Fluoride in the water lipstick full of lead
Dont ask questions the radioman said
But the powers gone and the grid is toast
And now my teeth are proud and my smile can boast
Yeah they sold us minty lies
Now I rinse with salt and sage and thyme
My teeth dont ache my breath dont burn
And I aint glowing when I turn
Clay from the river oil from the seed
Nature gives me all I need
No burn no bleach no neon sting
Just a sweet clean bunker bling
So hang your paste on a rusted hook
Its time to give the land a second look
They said wed rot without their brand
But baby check this grin Im grand