LYRICS

UNWANTED APPLAUSE

Out in the yard the breeze was just right

Skirt to the ankles sun burnin bright

Grandkids were laughin tag was the game

I took off runnin like youth had no name



But somethin behind me began to clap

A rhythm I didnt recall in the map

I froze on the lawn heart in my chest

Looked side to side like I failed some test



It was me it was flesh it was time it was mass

It was physics betrayal a waltz with no class

No shoes made the noise no child on the grass

My belly had started applauding my ass



Unwanted applause from a traitorous zone

A midsection solo I did not condone

Each stride brought a slap I could never unhear

A thunderous cheer from my lower frontier



I said what fresh hell is this round of regret

And my gut said girl weve just started the set

So I held my chin high took the walk of the damned

With a curtain call playin in my waistband band



So if you see me runnin just know what it costs

My dignitys clappin with every toss

This aint cellulite shame or some loose skin whine

Its a rhythm section built over time



Unwanted applause still strutted out dont ask me how

Cause if youve earned that slap youve survived anyhow