TWO-TITTY SLAP ON A GOVERNMENT FLOOR
I was bleachin roots in my kitchen
Undies socks no inhibition
Clippin locks from that no good man
Swore Id leave him when I can
One wrong step on that clippin mess
Tile floor cold on my Sunday best
Time slowed down I caught a glimpse
Of gravitys cruel fingerprints
It was a two titty slap on a government floor
Left me starin at the ceiling questionin the score
Right one hit like thunder left was a gentle tap
Turns out symmetry aint what I thought I had
Ohhh it was a two titty slap and I aint been back no more
My hair dye drip hit the linoleum
My pride stayed down like petroleum
The scissors flew the clippers screamed
I saw my reflection and she looked mean
Kids in the hallway laughin like crows
One said Mama you sure got some lows
But every slap tells a tale you see
That day the floor clapped back at me
It was a two titty slap on a government floor
Fell like a diva who aint dancin no more
Left cheek caught cold right breast led the attack
Got up gigglin and never looked back
Now when I bleach I wear a bra
And cut no hair on tile nah nah
But when I slip I do it with flair
Cause this tale lives rent free in the air
Two titty slap and baby thats a fact