LYRICS

MOMMYS GOT BIKINI WAX

It was 2 AM and the house was still

Mommy had a mission and a dollar store thrill

Kitchen light flickered towel wrapped tight

She said this waxll hold through nuclear night



But from down the hall came patterin feet

Three year old whispers way too sweet

Mommy whats that goo on your lap

And now every store clerk knows the recap



Mommys got a bikini wax

Tactical strip and a flash of sass

Did it herself with a mirror and tea

Now the toddler tells it publicly



Mommys got a bikini wax

Filed under things she cant take back

Its not classified its toddler lore

They told the mailman and the grocery store



Tried to explain but the damage was done

Told the pastor the dentist and everyone

Mommy had a wax down there last night

And smiled like theyd seen a firefight



Couldnt blame em the kid just shared

A tale of bravery stripped and bared

But no one warns you how hard youll sweat

When a preschooler says Mommys not fuzzy yet



Wax strips warm tears

Flashbacks echo through the years

But shes smooth shes fierce shes seen the light

And shell never wax with witnesses in sight



Mommys got a bikini wax

Swingin hips and trauma flashbacks

KNF7 logged it in Sector 4

Under Unnecessary Morale Reports