LYRICS

LITTLE MARCH OF MAYHEM

It was too damn quiet which is never good

In a house with toddlers and too much wood

I heard a toot and a thump and a squealing cheer

Then my three marched out like pioneers

Hair up high just minutes before

Now twirled in the air like morale decor

Snip snip ponytails flying free

With a battle cry and a tampon symphony



Little march of mayhem calls

Bangless heads and bathroom walls

Tampon trumpets hair like flags

Victory scream through toddler gags

Little march of bunker pride

No rule book and nowhere to hide

They played their song and took the floor

And sanity don't live here anymore



Applicators launched like tiny bazookas

Bathtub lined with cotton paratroopers

They saluted the wall then stomped in place

Wore victory like conditioner on their face

One had bangs the other had none

All three looked like war crimes wrapped in fun



No shame no pause no fear of fate

Just top knots down and morale at full gait

I said what the

They said look mom

And tooted a C sharp on a plastic baton



Little march of mayhem wins

Tinsel hair and cotton sins

They march through hell in light up shoes

To a rhythm no one taught them to use

Little march of toddler command

Tampon brass and sticky hands

They left the room and took my calm

With a cheer a toot and a plastic bomb