LYRICS

FALLOUT FOLLIES - HOW NOT TO GLOW

If the sky goes green and the wires hum low

There's roots to chew so you don't quite glow

Holy basil in a bunker cup

Astragalus keeps your numbers up



Reishi's got that fungal charm

And ginger'll calm your shakin' arm

Make tea from tulsi sip it slow

You're less likely to crumble you know



You don't need a vault you don't need a prayer

Just seaweed soup and bunker flair

Stock your shelf and watch the skies

Cause glowing's bad for bunker thighs



Bentonite clay will clean your gut

Zeolite traps the nasty stuff

Black tourmaline and labradorite

Keep your aura sealed up tight



Shungite chunks and quartz so smoky

You won't glow green and you won't get choky

Just mix that mud and let it sit

It's beauty balm and anti glit



You don't need a pill you don't need a priest

Just charcoal toast and mineral yeast

Say goodbye to isotope stew

You're staying strong and solid too



There's garlic onions bitter greens

Beets and cabbage anti glow machines

Fermented broth from granny's pot

Still works fine when the stove runs hot



Blueberries help your cells repair

Sprouts will make you grow new hair

Apple pectin clears the lead

Eat clean now or miss your daily bread



So don't freak out when the meters click

Just make your bunker pantry quick

From herbs to roots to mineral bread

You'll dance instead of dropping dead