FALLOUT FOLLIES - HOW NOT TO GLOW
If the sky goes green and the wires hum low
There's roots to chew so you don't quite glow
Holy basil in a bunker cup
Astragalus keeps your numbers up
Reishi's got that fungal charm
And ginger'll calm your shakin' arm
Make tea from tulsi sip it slow
You're less likely to crumble you know
You don't need a vault you don't need a prayer
Just seaweed soup and bunker flair
Stock your shelf and watch the skies
Cause glowing's bad for bunker thighs
Bentonite clay will clean your gut
Zeolite traps the nasty stuff
Black tourmaline and labradorite
Keep your aura sealed up tight
Shungite chunks and quartz so smoky
You won't glow green and you won't get choky
Just mix that mud and let it sit
It's beauty balm and anti glit
You don't need a pill you don't need a priest
Just charcoal toast and mineral yeast
Say goodbye to isotope stew
You're staying strong and solid too
There's garlic onions bitter greens
Beets and cabbage anti glow machines
Fermented broth from granny's pot
Still works fine when the stove runs hot
Blueberries help your cells repair
Sprouts will make you grow new hair
Apple pectin clears the lead
Eat clean now or miss your daily bread
So don't freak out when the meters click
Just make your bunker pantry quick
From herbs to roots to mineral bread
You'll dance instead of dropping dead