CONTAINMENT DRILL CHA CHA
When the klaxon hits don't lose your head
Just grab your boots and swing instead
Put one foot forward two steps back
That's how we dodge a panic attack
Seal the vents with a wink and a twirl
Button up that hazmat girl
There's love and lockdown in the air
Just cha cha while you're gettin' scared
Containment drill cha cha slide to the side
Twist that valve with bunker pride
Spin like your suit's a second skin
Then hold your breath and count to ten
Containment drill cha cha don't be late
Dance your way to decontaminate
The fallout's hot but we've got charm
So cha cha fast and sound the alarm
If the lights go red don't scream or sob
Just flash that grin and do your job
Swipe your badge with rhythm and grace
There's elegance in saving face
Duct tape glamour gloves that shine
Swing that mop like you're doin' fine
Waltz through water rations thin
The whole floor's glowin' just lean in
Containment drill cha cha shimmy low
Spin your partner let the circuits blow
If the breach is real we'll still look grand
Just cha cha down with flare in hand
Containment drill cha cha that's the way
Keep morale while you save the day
They say it's war we say it's art
Now dance like the duct seals just fell apart