LYRICS

SPORES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

We cleared the bunker floor we rolled the mat

Polished our boots and sprayed the splat

Turned the dials on the rad safe tunes

Now the mold's got rhythm and it croons in spoons



There's spores on the dance floor puffing to the beat

Shimmy with a shroom and shuffle your feet

My date's got gills and a fungal hat

But he spins me right and I'm fine with that



They say the air's not technically clean

But I love the way he glows chartreuse and green

He's got a sway that's medically wrong

But he leads with his elbow and the boogie is strong



There's spores on the dance floor bouncing off the walls

The DJ's a roach and the lights are spore balls

If you cough up glitter or sneeze with flare

You're the star of the room with the mushroom hair



Watch that puff duck that cloud

He's spinning wild and aloud

Someone dropped a portobello

Oh no he's asking me to tango



There's spores on the dance floor love in the air

Mutants are waltzing and no one cares

So pass the mask and hold me tight

Let's dance till dawn or medical light