HE SMELLS LIKE SULFUR BUT I'M IN LOVE
He walked in from the chamber with a toolkit and a tan
Wore a badge that said Caution
I said well hello man
His boots were scorched his suit was steamed
But the twinkle in his goggles made me dream
Oh
He smells like sulfur but I'm in love
Like brimstone mixed with aftershave from up above
He's got that doomsday charm a Geiger grin
I should run
But I keep leaning in
He fixed the meter then he fixed my stairs
Said your levels are fine but beware the air
I offered tea from my bunker shelf
He said I never drink alone or by myself
He smells like sulfur but I'm in love
He hums like static and he fits like a glove
He's half a meltdown half champagne
A little bit toxic but who needs sane
The captain says he's off limits
The nurse says he's unstable
But I'd set my hair on fire
Just to share his fallout table
He smells like sulfur but I'm in love
He radiates charm with a push and a shove
When the sirens wail and the bunker shakes
I hold my breath for heaven's sakes
He smells like sulfur
And that's enough to call it love!